Welcome to Requirements Hell

Welcome to Requirements Hell, a place where we gather to share tales of frustration, absurdity, and downright misery—courtesy of government requirements and documentation. If you’ve ever found yourself buried under a mountain of paperwork, deciphering legal jargon that seems purposefully confusing, or scrambling to meet some obscure regulation, you’re in good company.

We’ve been there too. We’ve faced the endless forms, the contradictory rules, and the sheer madness of bureaucratic red tape that seems designed to test your patience and sanity. This newsletter is our space to share those moments—the ones that made us laugh (or cry), the ones that left us shaking our heads in disbelief, and the ones that we just had to tell someone about.

But this isn’t just about us. We know you’ve got stories, too. Maybe you’ve had to fill out the same form five times because the system crashed. Maybe you’ve lost sleep over a typo on an application that cost you weeks. Whatever your story, we want to hear it. Together, we can shed light on the absurdities of the system and, who knows, maybe even spark a few ideas for making it better.

Here’s the good news: we are not just here to vent. Consus Industries is building products to fix this nightmare. Check us out here and see what we are working on. We promise it is worth a look.

So grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and welcome to the club. This is Requirements Hell - and you’re not alone.

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